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Old Jan 12th 2013, 1:29 pm
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Ok... So maybe not outta space, but from the immigration forum...

Bloody iPad has a nervous twitch and I got there by mistake...

Couldn't leave, jeez! Wouldn't believe what people get up to in there...

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Ok... So maybe not outta space, but from the immigration forum...

Bloody iPad has a nervous twitch and I got there by mistake...

Couldn't leave, jeez! Wouldn't believe what people get up to in there...

Bloody shocking
You think thats bad, try the Middle East...the US Immigration forum....or as a last resort (with a hard hat and armour plated jacket, the Trucking forum
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You think thats bad, try the Middle East...the US Immigration forum....or as a last resort (with a hard hat and armour plated jacket, the Trucking forum
2013 is my year for going traveling and expanding my mind and broadening my horizons....

Off to the US now.... Wish me luck
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Voyerism at it's height... Currently Watching the US massdebate over guns....

Jeez.... And I thought threads in the Barbie were silly
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Currently Watching the US massdebate over guns....
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Had a look at the ME forum for the 1st time ever

I can't believe the that people would move their family to a shithole like Abu Dhabi for a salary of USD4000/month. Must be desperate.

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I miss guns
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I miss guns
They are fun, for sure, but not in the hands of morons.
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Default Re: Just got back from outta space....

Originally Posted by Amazulu
Had a look at the ME forum for the 1st time ever

I can't believe the that people would move their family to a shithole like Abu Dhabi for a salary of USD4000/month. Must be desperate.
I had a huge argument with the people there a year or so ago. They seem to want the money, but want a life like they were still in the shires.

"Oh how I hate the attitudes here" - THEN GO HOME!

"Oh OHS is so bad here" - THATS WHY THEY PAY YOU A SHEDLOAD OF CASH

"Oh my maid is so lazy" - THEN MAKE YOUR OWN BED

The ME seems to have the worst possible type of British Expats - get rich quick carpetbaggers attracted by the lure of easy cash. (Although English "teachers" in Asia come a close second, many of whom are there for easy sex with young girls and often younger boys....)
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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
I had a huge argument with the people there a year or so ago. They seem to want the money, but want a life like they were still in the shires.

"Oh how I hate the attitudes here" - THEN GO HOME!

"Oh OHS is so bad here" - THATS WHY THEY PAY YOU A SHEDLOAD OF CASH

"Oh my maid is so lazy" - THEN MAKE YOUR OWN BED

The ME seems to have the worst possible type of British Expats - get rich quick carpetbaggers attracted by the lure of easy cash. (Although English "teachers" in Asia come a close second, many of whom are there for easy sex with young girls and often younger boys....)
But do they earn shedloads? Sure, some wll but it seems to me that most don't. Low to average, tax-free salaries that could probably be matched in the UK with a bit of effort. I can't see the point of moving to a shithole like Abu Dhabi for $4k a month. Bizarre.

Many Poms criticise Saffas for employing maids and gardeners (exploiting poverty yadda, yadda), but as soon as they move to the 3rd world get maids, gardeners and drivers and then boast about how cheap they are and how hard they work/don't work.

Why anyone would take modern western children to a feudal level islamic country is beyond me. I can kind of understand it for single-status to make some cash for a few years, but families? No way.
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I had a huge argument with the people there a year or so ago. They seem to want the money, but want a life like they were still in the shires.

"Oh how I hate the attitudes here" - THEN GO HOME!

"Oh OHS is so bad here" - THATS WHY THEY PAY YOU A SHEDLOAD OF CASH

"Oh my maid is so lazy" - THEN MAKE YOUR OWN BED

The ME seems to have the worst possible type of British Expats - get rich quick carpetbaggers attracted by the lure of easy cash. (Although English "teachers" in Asia come a close second, many of whom are there for easy sex with young girls and often younger boys....)
I thought it was Australia that had the worst British expats
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I thought it was Australia that had the worst British expats
No, just the Scottish ones.
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No, just the Scottish ones.
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I thought it was Australia that had the worst British expats
No. People more here for a lot of reasons, sunshine, better lifestyle, beaches, surf, better life for the kids etc. They may well find out they were wrong in their assumptions and moan about it, but in general they accept that they are migrating.

The ME is a different bucket altogether. They are transitory workers chasing money. They are there for the cash. Often the lure of that cash blinds them to the reality that the ME is overseas, and not a suburb of Manchester. They pocket the cash and spend 2-3 years moaning about the conditions.
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Originally Posted by Amazulu
But do they earn shedloads? Sure, some wll but it seems to me that most don't. Low to average, tax-free salaries that could probably be matched in the UK with a bit of effort. I can't see the point of moving to a shithole like Abu Dhabi for $4k a month. Bizarre.
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I don't know these days. The ME has changed since I worked there.

i think the real cowboys - no degree, big mouth and more front than Harrods, make money.

Take financial planners. in the Uk they are regulated and licenced. In parts of the ME they aren't. Its the wild west, they can rip people off and live well.

Real estate salespeople are in the same boat. A lot of push and mouth, and selling off the plans.

Tradies dont do so well. You can employ Pakistanis, Indians, Egyptians etc and these days they are as well qualified. They don't have the attitude or the financial demands of the Uk expats. The same is true for professionals these days.

Originally Posted by Amazulu
Many Poms criticise Saffas for employing maids and gardeners (exploiting poverty yadda, yadda), but as soon as they move to the 3rd world get maids, gardeners and drivers and then boast about how cheap they are and how hard they work/don't work.
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Originally Posted by Amazulu
Why anyone would take modern western children to a feudal level islamic country is beyond me. I can kind of understand it for single-status to make some cash for a few years, but families? No way.
Because until they go there and experience it they are too dumb to understand that the world isn't all the same. In some countries hands get cut off, people get stoned, pickpockets get beaten to death by crowds etc. But they live their lives in are secure Essex - and of course all the world is the same isn't it.....
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