Pollyana

Is Rob in a fit state to tell anyone anything?

Makes me wonder (as an eater of only very mild curries) what effect a tindoori would have on an Aussie? From what I've heard, curries here are usually not up to the standard of the UK ones, so I would guess that Aussies in general are not accustomed to anything that hot. So if this is the effect of a tindoori on someone who is used to eating them, what reaction would we get if one was fed to an unsuspecting Aussie.............

cresta57

Strange though it may be Naz sells more Tindaloos to Aussies than he does to us Pommes. The reason is the menu states "Tindaloo, a hot curry for seasoned U.K beer drinkers"
It's a tag line that reels in gullible Aussies who like to think themselves bigger drinkers far better than any troll on BE ever could.

Timber Floor Au

That would explain, the plethora of aussies i see skidaddling round on a sunday morning with what appears to be ring sting, clutching Paracetamols, and a 6 pack of ultra soft andrex !

Pollyana

But what state are the Aussies in afterwards and do they go back for a second try ....or do they admit defeat gracefully as do most trolls (in your dreams at least )

Pollyana

PMSL!!!
Hey does anyone know if Caz and Rob's place has two bathrooms - otherwise it could've been an interesting night, by all accounts

Timber Floor Au

OMG the visuals of him sitting on the pan, with sunnies on, legs AKIMBO... and kaz on her knees, chin on dunny seat .. screaming U FART UR DEAD !

Pollyana

Oh god, I'm a mod, I shouldn't laugh at the misfortunes of friends and fellow posters but ...

Timber Floor Au

I so do think you should moderate my previous post for fears of ppl thinking i was intimating something other than the exchange of bodily fluids, not sexually involved lol

Hes gonna SPEW when he reads all this pmsl

Pollyana

I think Sean's smilie is enough to indicate what we are all thinking

bobbyftm

Please sir tell us !!

cresta57

NO I'll leave that to Rob

annqldau

Were you not...