How to annoy people. Advice please.
Aug 30th 2011, 1:45 pm
#1
Not actually a squirrel
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How to annoy people. Advice please.
All suggestions gratefully received...
Mine, for starters:
Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them.
Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person.
Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue.
Mine, for starters:
Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them.
Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person.
Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue.
Aug 30th 2011, 2:00 pm
#2
Gutter Gob!!
Joined: Feb 2005
Location: Perth
Posts: 13,098
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
All suggestions gratefully received...
Mine, for starters:
Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them.
Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person.
Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue.
Mine, for starters:
Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them.
Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person.
Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue.
Aug 30th 2011, 9:46 pm
#4
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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Location: Sydney, NSW
Posts: 7,580
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Well that is guaranteed to annoy her!
Aug 30th 2011, 9:51 pm
#5
Possum. Amiculum. Latrina
Joined: Jan 2011
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
I like to fiddle with the 'next customer' signs at the supermarket. The look of horror on the customer in front's face that they may end up paying for a stray apple is great fun.
Use the word 'math' instead of maths.
If you work in a bloody dvd shop ensure all the disks you let out are scratched just at the thrilling denouement of the film.
(Alternatively try going on a website and sling unprovoked insults at people?)
Use the word 'math' instead of maths.
If you work in a bloody dvd shop ensure all the disks you let out are scratched just at the thrilling denouement of the film.
(Alternatively try going on a website and sling unprovoked insults at people?)
Last edited by Turban Explorer; Aug 30th 2011 at 9:54 pm.
Aug 30th 2011, 10:12 pm
#6
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Aug 30th 2011, 10:21 pm
#7
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Aug 31st 2011, 12:01 am
#8
Demi-God
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Location: Far North Queensland
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Press all the buttons in the lift before you get out.
Aug 31st 2011, 12:17 am
#9
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Twanging a ladies bra strap really annoys them, particularly if you don't know them.
Aug 31st 2011, 12:21 am
#11
Mostly Harmless
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Aug 31st 2011, 12:25 am
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Aug 31st 2011, 12:40 am
#14
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