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Old Oct 2nd 2009, 1:22 am
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Mr PP gave my porn collection away to a guy at work

It wasn't much of a collection but it was mine.
- ah honey what was he thinking?

Torture is your only way of punishment
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Mr PP gave my porn collection away to a guy at work
...as you do
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
...as you do
He said he had 'read it'.

I hadn't
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
He said he had 'read it'.

I hadn't
what guy "reads" porn?
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
what guy "reads" porn?
You know what I mean
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
He said he had 'read it'.

I hadn't
I just assumed you meant films
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
You know what I mean
I thought he was giving you the old "I buy it for the articles" spiele
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I thought he was giving you the old "I buy it for the articles" spiele
I buy it for the "classifieds"
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I seen a guy looking at a porno mag at the traffic lights that one way to fill in the time i suppose
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I know some poor sod who's wife is insanely jealous and goes ballastic over porn.. either him looking at it or the act it entails should he be all on his lonesome.. apparently he now carries his porn stash in the boot of the car in place of a spare tyre!

Can you imagine the scene should she get a puncture and has to call out the RAC?!! FLMAO!

True story, my friends!

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
that's why you need to get a Shii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw
I particularly liked the Suckend Life
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Mr PP gave my porn collection away to a guy at work

It wasn't much of a collection but it was mine.
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
- ah honey what was he thinking?

Torture is your only way of punishment
And after all you are his number one fan...
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Originally Posted by emelems
I know some poor sod who's wife is insanely jealous and goes ballastic over porn.. either him looking at it or the act it entails should he be all on his lonesome.. apparently he now carries his porn stash in the boot of the car in place of a spare tyre!

Can you imagine the scene should she get a puncture and has to call out the RAC?!! FLMAO!

True story, my friends!

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We had a rather embarrasing incident many years ago.













My girlfriend at the time mistakenly put "her" tape back in the wrong case (Blockbuster video).

My male flatmate was not impressed when called back (we were away for the weekend hence the hurray in returning the tape and subsequent error).
"sorry sir this is a family store....."

My girlfriend was not impressed when he (my male flatmate) made it obvious he had seen the tape, numerous times over the weekend, with numerous mates.
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Originally Posted by Geelong Gent
We had a rather embarrasing incident many years ago.













My girlfriend at the time mistakenly put "her" tape back in the wrong case (Blockbuster video).

My male flatmate was not impressed when called back (we were away for the weekend hence the hurray in returning the tape and subsequent error).
"sorry sir this is a family store....."

My girlfriend was not impressed when he (my male flatmate) made it obvious he had seen the tape, numerous times over the weekend, with numerous mates.
- Sod's Law
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Originally Posted by Geelong Gent
We had a rather embarrasing incident many years ago.

My girlfriend at the time mistakenly put "her" tape back in the wrong case (Blockbuster video).

My male flatmate was not impressed when called back (we were away for the weekend hence the hurray in returning the tape and subsequent error).
"sorry sir this is a family store....."

My girlfriend was not impressed when he (my male flatmate) made it obvious he had seen the tape, numerous times over the weekend, with numerous mates.
Oh my!

Know a friend and his wife who were burgled... had the video camera nicked.. yep.. you can guess the rest.. what apparently wasn't known was that the guy still had the ex-girlfriend on the tape also... kinda like a memory-lane style video tape! why on earth?..........?????

Em x

PS Don't think he ever "notified" the ex that she had officially gone public btw!
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