Comfortably numb......
Sep 4th 2010, 11:07 am
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Re: Comfortably numb......
and am about to walk home from the pub with my defrosted shopping 
(could you point out the word WALK to Bernie in case he misses it 
) And just to make myself feel good I left all my extra-large jeans oin the chairty shop today and ordered more slim ones from someones tax return money
And Bernie, FFS get your arse over here, its 9pm on a Saturday night and I am the only one in the flipping pub! What is it with this place :scaredhair
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Re: Comfortably numb......
(note to self, get forms filled in to join navy....)
Sep 4th 2010, 11:25 am
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Sep 4th 2010, 11:26 am
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Re: Comfortably numb......
They aren't stupid are they!! Mind you its a bit insulting to think that only the young nubile ones would cause ----errrr------ liaisons on board! Surely after a few months at sea even us old dogs would be in with a chance?
(note to self, get forms filled in to join navy....)
(note to self, get forms filled in to join navy....)
This came up when they first went to sea and some wives were up in arms.
One was in the SUN as her hubby had left her for a WREN, claiming they were all gorgeous floozies
The wren in question was a dog and we recognised the wife as my mate Charlie had pulled her the night beforeRemember, Wrens are only attractive outside the 12 mile limit/breakwater
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Sep 4th 2010, 11:30 am
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Hmmmmm
One situation in which sailors ARE better off than soldiers ......... come back on shore and back to reality kind of thing?
Yup but that's what bootnecks are for, keeping us married men safe from their evil intentions
This came up when they first went to sea and some wives were up in arms.
One was in the SUN as her hubby had left her for a WREN, claiming they were all gorgeous floozies The wren in question was a dog and we recognised the wife as my mate Charlie had pulled her the night before
Remember, Wrens are only attractive outside the 12 mile limit/breakwater
This came up when they first went to sea and some wives were up in arms.
One was in the SUN as her hubby had left her for a WREN, claiming they were all gorgeous floozies
The wren in question was a dog and we recognised the wife as my mate Charlie had pulled her the night beforeRemember, Wrens are only attractive outside the 12 mile limit/breakwater
One situation in which sailors ARE better off than soldiers ......... come back on shore and back to reality kind of thing?