Pollyana

You can stray off topic if you like but I didn't know there WAS a topic! Weather is always a good one with me....just looked outside but all I can see is four rather large blokes smoking like chimneys and a crowd of children inhaling it Too dark to see anything else, this is Qld you know Weather inside the pub is fine

Seriosuly though, could be some heavy rain on its way over the weekend in some parts of the southeast....I am sooooooo glad I'm off till Monday! Between the rain and the situation in NZ the poor guys on shift are having a busy weekend!

framac67

As long as ur nails are strong, then we should be fine.

Pollyana

Never asked one!!!

He'll do for me then, I can't cope with excitement these days, its been too long!

What ALL the ladies Have you won the lottery or do you want to borrow some cash?

Maybe he didn't realise you wanted to TALK to them!!

Pollyana

....and they are short enough not to leave scratches..........

soapy©

just spoke to my brother in NZ he said he woke up with a pile of shite behind him after hearing the quake lol
shook the house bad, but hes fine. looks like christchurch got it bad

Pollyana

It doesn't look good. If anyone is interested there's a thread in the NZ forum -
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=683965

Looks like Buzzy Bee's BiL lost his house (post 20)

Pollyana

Tonights observation on the strangeness of Qlders......

Tonights fireworks has a flypast and "dump and burn"which aopparrently is the best thing since sliced bread and shouldn't be missed..... give me the Red Arrows any day, but I humour them. So I'm in the pub, big family at the next table, celebrating something. Small child (aged about 3) has been screaming with hunger for the last 30 minutes and its dinner has just turned up. Suddenly one of the adults jumps up, yells " ïts the burn thing" wrenches the child away from its chair AND its dinner and races outside with it
Child can now be heard screaming in the car park while its mother is eating its chips...........

Bernieboy

Dump and burn eh,there goes Logan

DeadVim

Nah, we're still here, F1-11s streaking practically overhead, shame about the cloud cover. Don't mind a bit of military aviation to liven up my Saturday

Right, time for my dump ... and it may burn, I do like chilli sauce.

Pollyana

Bye Deadvim, nice knowing you

A "silencer-less motorbike just went past the pub and another three guys have run out yelling "ïts doing another pass"

Pollyana

Aw b*gger I posted seconds too late

Dunno where the child is now but his mother has eaten ALL his chips!

Bernieboy

I'd have been barred by now for digging a foxhole in their carparkhmy

Pollyana

It just went over - you're right, by now you'd be several feet through the floorboards!!

scottishcelts

Sooooo? What did I miss then?

I reckon Polly is steamboats nd oot lookin fur a fight.

ROMFT_WO2RN

safely in liferaft with a crate of wife beater and a couple of nubile young wrens