appy f@@@@ng burfday
Mar 5th 2014, 1:30 am
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appy f@@@@ng burfday
Started out ok, cuppa in bed, cuddle from wife n kids, then we went to the harbour for a spot of lunch, turned right into the car park (shouldn't have done but no-one else about) BAM!! there was a ranger about and I got slapped with $236 and 2 de-merits.
BAM2: while we were sitting there, we saw a skydiver coming down, and his parachute hadn't opened properly. I called 000 in case he landed on a roof top somewhere and no-one reported it. He landed in a street in town and someone there called an ambulance, other than that I don't know, fingers crossed he/she is ok.
BAM3: 'just popped in' to a door warehouse with my beloved and walked out 2 grand lighter.
I'll update you as the day progresses, but a shag is off the cards just in case my balls explode or something
BAM2: while we were sitting there, we saw a skydiver coming down, and his parachute hadn't opened properly. I called 000 in case he landed on a roof top somewhere and no-one reported it. He landed in a street in town and someone there called an ambulance, other than that I don't know, fingers crossed he/she is ok.
BAM3: 'just popped in' to a door warehouse with my beloved and walked out 2 grand lighter.
I'll update you as the day progresses, but a shag is off the cards just in case my balls explode or something
Mar 5th 2014, 1:33 am
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Many Happy Returns of the Day 
Mar 5th 2014, 1:42 am
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Happy Birthday Steve - hopefully that's the three out of the way and the rest of the day will be brilliant
Mar 5th 2014, 1:49 am
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Happy birthday Steve. You've had three 'bams' so should be safe now for the shag.
Mar 5th 2014, 2:00 am
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Re: appy f@@@@ng burfday
Started out ok, cuppa in bed, cuddle from wife n kids, then we went to the harbour for a spot of lunch, turned right into the car park (shouldn't have done but no-one else about) BAM!! there was a ranger about and I got slapped with $236 and 2 de-merits.
BAM2: while we were sitting there, we saw a skydiver coming down, and his parachute hadn't opened properly. I called 000 in case he landed on a roof top somewhere and no-one reported it. He landed in a street in town and someone there called an ambulance, other than that I don't know, fingers crossed he/she is ok.
BAM3: 'just popped in' to a door warehouse with my beloved and walked out 2 grand lighter.
I'll update you as the day progresses, but a shag is off the cards just in case my balls explode or something
BAM2: while we were sitting there, we saw a skydiver coming down, and his parachute hadn't opened properly. I called 000 in case he landed on a roof top somewhere and no-one reported it. He landed in a street in town and someone there called an ambulance, other than that I don't know, fingers crossed he/she is ok.
BAM3: 'just popped in' to a door warehouse with my beloved and walked out 2 grand lighter.
I'll update you as the day progresses, but a shag is off the cards just in case my balls explode or something
Mar 5th 2014, 2:07 am
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Re: appy f@@@@ng burfday
It's belting down here now, so cinema out cos the boy will get drenched on his way home, so we've to go and pick him up.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
Mar 5th 2014, 2:10 am
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It's belting down here now, so cinema out cos the boy will get drenched on his way home, so we've to go and pick him up.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
Have a cyber beer
and organise a second birthday later, bit like the Queen 
Mar 5th 2014, 2:14 am
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It's belting down here now, so cinema out cos the boy will get drenched on his way home, so we've to go and pick him up.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
No beer, cos the quack has me under strict orders for another month
No shag, Daught just got home from Uni
it's getting better and better, haha. Could be worse though eh.
Mar 5th 2014, 5:16 am
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Re: appy f@@@@ng burfday
You hospitalised yet?...........or still hospitable?
Mar 5th 2014, 5:34 am
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All chilled out now bruv, someone wanted me pissed off today but it's all good, still can't find anything about the parachutist though, I think his day was alot worse than mine.
When I reported it it was from a 'dunno where he's landed' perspective, the lady the other end said 'well we've had one land in Crown Street, d'you think it's the same one?' I'm gonna laugh if he's ok
When I reported it it was from a 'dunno where he's landed' perspective, the lady the other end said 'well we've had one land in Crown Street, d'you think it's the same one?' I'm gonna laugh if he's ok
Mar 5th 2014, 5:37 am
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All chilled out now bruv, someone wanted me pissed off today but it's all good, still can't find anything about the parachutist though, I think his day was alot worse than mine.
When I reported it it was from a 'dunno where he's landed' perspective, the lady the other end said 'well we've had one land in Crown Street, d'you think it's the same one?' I'm gonna laugh if he's ok
When I reported it it was from a 'dunno where he's landed' perspective, the lady the other end said 'well we've had one land in Crown Street, d'you think it's the same one?' I'm gonna laugh if he's ok
Mar 5th 2014, 5:58 am
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Mar 5th 2014, 6:00 am
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Re: appy f@@@@ng burfday
Happy birthday Steve. You know, if it was my old man he would be going for the shag anyway. You know, once a year whether he needs it or not - and that once is his birthday. 
