21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Dec 14th 2005, 9:38 am
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NorthLakes, Brissy
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21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Dec 14th 2005, 9:53 am
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Originally Posted by wargod
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
OOHHH!
Dec 14th 2005, 10:03 am
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
PMSL
How about putting some mistletoe on your tummy button and say 'kiss me under the mistletoe'?
I mean, its being polite after all.
How about putting some mistletoe on your tummy button and say 'kiss me under the mistletoe'?
I mean, its being polite after all.
Dec 14th 2005, 11:30 am
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NorthLakes, Brissy
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
PMSL
How about putting some mistletoe on your tummy button and say 'kiss me under the mistletoe'?
I mean, its being polite after all.
How about putting some mistletoe on your tummy button and say 'kiss me under the mistletoe'?
I mean, its being polite after all.
Dec 14th 2005, 1:43 pm
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
"Come and kiss me under the mistletoe?"
"I wouldn't kiss you under anesthetic mate!" always worked for me!!
"I wouldn't kiss you under anesthetic mate!" always worked for me!!
Dec 14th 2005, 8:24 pm
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Originally Posted by TraceyW
"Come and kiss me under the mistletoe?"
"I wouldn't kiss you under anesthetic mate!" always worked for me!!
"I wouldn't kiss you under anesthetic mate!" always worked for me!!
Dec 14th 2005, 8:36 pm
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Im telling you, Ive done this before....
If you spread the legs wider and prick it a few times it gets the juices flowing
If you spread the legs wider and prick it a few times it gets the juices flowing
Dec 15th 2005, 9:13 pm
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Re: 21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas...
Originally Posted by wargod
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
PMSL
well both of us actually
Like it! soooo true!!!!!!
