Betty Boomerangs Back AGAIN - but its not what you think............
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Re: Betty Boomerangs Back AGAIN - but its not what you think............
I did have a good laugh at your post MissB, not your misfortune though
Its hard for me because I love Australia but I just dont belong there or indeed feel comfortable there.
Its hard for me because I love Australia but I just dont belong there or indeed feel comfortable there.
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Blimey ! You must be one hell of a great paramedic if they were prepared to fly you to Aus for 2 weeks work. Well done you.
Once again, you are counting the days 'till it's time to go back to Britain ! Hope you end up financially better off at the end of it and you haven't ended up using your wages to fund your mis-haps whilst there.
Once again, you are counting the days 'till it's time to go back to Britain ! Hope you end up financially better off at the end of it and you haven't ended up using your wages to fund your mis-haps whilst there.
Right now I think it would be 'Betty Goes Bonkers!' ha ha!
some people are just gluttens for punishment
so fate has finally slapped yer round the face and pointed out all the bad luck is in Oz.....and all the good luck is in UK
BB recommends that on your arrival back HOME you buy a lotto or something similar.....get that good luck rolling again
lets hope theres not a part two to this ......"miss betty's flight gets cancelled, spends crimbo in Oz"
BB
so fate has finally slapped yer round the face and pointed out all the bad luck is in Oz.....and all the good luck is in UK
BB recommends that on your arrival back HOME you buy a lotto or something similar.....get that good luck rolling again
lets hope theres not a part two to this ......"miss betty's flight gets cancelled, spends crimbo in Oz"
BB
Well Miss Betty, I think this trip (not the one where you busted open your foot - ouch!) was the best thing to happen to you, n'est pas? You already knew you were doing the right thing in going home - but now you REALLY know it Hope you heal up soon and are able to relax and enjoy the rest of your vacation with your BRITISH friends
Wow, I nearly fell off my chair when I saw your headline!
Sorry about your foot again and the misery you had to go through but it does reinforce your home as the best place to be!
Pity it cost so much to find out. Still when you are back at Christmas you will probably have a good laugh! Hope you get more assignments off-shore as they sound like a winner financially and you are obviously very good! If I ever needed a paramedic I would wish it to be you! Not thinking of moving again to IOW anytime soon?
Sorry about your foot again and the misery you had to go through but it does reinforce your home as the best place to be!
Pity it cost so much to find out. Still when you are back at Christmas you will probably have a good laugh! Hope you get more assignments off-shore as they sound like a winner financially and you are obviously very good! If I ever needed a paramedic I would wish it to be you! Not thinking of moving again to IOW anytime soon?
ok I'm sorry, I've just picked myself up off the floor where I've been rolling around laughing
Flaming h*ll Miss B you don't do anything in half measures do you? Now, in addition to all else you've got all the makings of a great sequel! Was just wondering how you were doing the other day, thanks for the update
Flaming h*ll Miss B you don't do anything in half measures do you? Now, in addition to all else you've got all the makings of a great sequel! Was just wondering how you were doing the other day, thanks for the update
Good grief! What were you thinking, woman? Ah well, at least you've got great friends and you will no doubt help their transition back to civilization! Was just "reading" an audio book about your neck of the woods today as I ambled through Grantchester and thought I hadn't seen any of your posts for a while! Weird or what!
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In the spirit of fairness we had a bit of a discussion last night over dinner about how we all might have been happier and settled better if we had gone somewhere like Sydney or Melbourne - not so hot and humid, more culture etc. I just find Brisbane boring and soulless tbh.
I don't belong here, I just don't but at least this time I'm only here for a short time!
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It must be really hard to grow up somewhere as a child and not really feel you belong. It is bad enough as an expat moving to a different country and feeling that something is not quite right and to feel a bit of an outsider!
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Not sure where my next posting will be but hopefully somewhere interesting where I've not been before. A girl I know who works for the same medic agency has just been sent to Azerbaijan and there is talk of a contract coming up in Kurdistan soon - fingers crossed! I just really don't want to come back here again - 8 sleeps til I'm home
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Crikey! Thought for a minute you'd moved back which was making no sense to me because of all the people on all the MBTTUK threads, you would be the last I'd expect to see go back. Not that you shouldn't…. if you wanted to…..
At least now you absolutely positively know without any doubt - if you had any in the first place - that you don't want to be there, and you got to see some good friends and spend lots of money. Christmas will feel even better now
At least now you absolutely positively know without any doubt - if you had any in the first place - that you don't want to be there, and you got to see some good friends and spend lots of money. Christmas will feel even better now
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Re: Betty Boomerangs Back AGAIN - but its not what you think............
Hello BE family I'm back, ready to chat and catch up with you all! The birds are singing the sun is shining, it hot and Betty is miserable so ............guess where I am? Yep. Back in Queensland but wait - are you sitting comfortably? Then let me explain!
As you all know I have been working freelance, mainly frontline ambulance work and a bit of teaching. Passed all my courses, even managed to get a teaching qualification along the way. Was steadily building up my contacts but just waiting for that first big remote/offshore job to get me started. A few things came up but nothing came to fruition but its was fine. I was (still am) happy to be back, enjoying life in the UK and being near my family.
I decided to have a cheeky little holiday, a week in the Greek Islands and it was fab then I got the call. "We have a two week offshore job, very well paid and very last minute, the ships doctor's visa is delayed - can you go tonight?" Er no, says I, as I am just coming home from overseas. No problems they said, we will pick you up at the airport, take you home to pack and put you on the next plane to ...............Australia. Seriously. FFS!
So before I knew it I was boarding my ship, very jet lagged and very stressed thinking what the hell have I done?!!!!
Anyways the job was fine, the crew were a hoot, I had a fantastic time, I earnt some serious money and the company have treated me exceptionally well. They offered to let me stay in Oz for a few weeks to have a holiday and I accepted, what would be the harm? But then - all the problems began again............of course!
Firstly I got a flight for $89 with Jetstar to Qld for when we docked but we got stuck out at sea so had to change it - at a cost of $90. then we got back early so had to change it again - at a cost of $180. Despite my best efforts Jetstar wouldn't help me out even though I have stepped up twice in the past to render medical assistance to passengers.
I got to the Gold Coast and Jeez, its gotten more feral than possible. Met up with my Aussie friend who booked us into a ridiculously expensive apartment and hired a car - both which cost an arm and a leg. My flight got delayed by FOUR hours and she would not pick me up from the airport as she wanted to get her hair done. Sigh! $65 to get a taxi from the airport.
Had a horrible few days on the Gold Coast - I cannot believe how expensive it is back here - $27 for a half leg wax, $12 for a small pot of frozen yoghurt with fruit, $28 for two pints of Bulmers cider and that was in a bloody pub for Christ sakes! Then we had to stay at a small motel for the last night as we could not extend our accommodation. My friend had packed up everything in the fridge before we left on Fri but then I discovered to my horror on Sat night she'd left my medication in the fridge.
The next day she left (after spending 3 days whining and bitching about everything) so I rang the apartment manager to see if my meds had been handed in. He said no and he couldn't enter the apartment so I would have to wait - a week. I explained my situation and just asked if he could ring them and ask them to leave them at reception and I would pick them up. He then YELLED at me and said well if they are so important you shouldn't have forgotten them in the first place, I told him he was being unreasonable and then you know what he called me? Yep, that good old fallback - a whinging Pom. I lost it. Big time. I called him a bogan, I told him that I hoped he needed medication one day and he would know how it felt and then I told him well if you have rented that apartment out to kids (Schoolies had just started) then you better hope to God they don't take them as on your head be it if they get really sick. He started to panic then of course but I'd had enough, I put the phone down on him, walked out of the phone box and promptly tripped over a paving stone and split my foot open - EXACTLY the same as last time. Then I sat down on a bench and burst into tears!!!!!
I then pulled myself together, put on my stiff (British) upper lip and hobbled to the bus stop, got a bus and two trains to Brisbane where I am currently staying with my lovely friends who are, of course BRITISH! They loaned me their mobiles so I called my doctor here in Oz and he gave me a repeat script - $10 - and then I ordered my meds - $120. I should have them in 4 days time, what a relief!
So things have calmed down a bit but I am so NOT loving here! I thought I would feel weird and I did for a while but now I'm just 'meh'! Same same. Rude people, crap driving, sweating all the time, rubbish telly, awful shops, too expensive and every time you go into a shop you get that awful whiny "Hey, how ya going?" SO. OVER. IT.
Still if I'm going to be positive I suppose I've had an opportunity not many get. I got see my lovely friends again and to see that I really DID make the best decision coming back to the UK! Everyone keeps telling me how lucky I am and I suppose I am but not in the way they think. I still absolutely hate it here and I truly wish I had come home as soon as the job finished. I am here for two more weeks, meeting a good friend for lunch today (British!) and off to stay with my best friend (British!) on the Sunny Coast for a week before I fly home.
The people I am staying with are moving back to the UK in January so I am able to help face to face with heaps of info which is great as they have both been very good to me, especially when I turned up Sun, hot, sweaty, dishevelled, crying and bleeding ha ha ha!!!!
Well there you go folks that's my 6 month update in a nutshell. I'm missing Blighty already, still looking forward to Xmas at home and I can't wait to get back. Two weeks and I'm done, totally DONE, I don't EVER want to come back here. Period!
As you all know I have been working freelance, mainly frontline ambulance work and a bit of teaching. Passed all my courses, even managed to get a teaching qualification along the way. Was steadily building up my contacts but just waiting for that first big remote/offshore job to get me started. A few things came up but nothing came to fruition but its was fine. I was (still am) happy to be back, enjoying life in the UK and being near my family.
I decided to have a cheeky little holiday, a week in the Greek Islands and it was fab then I got the call. "We have a two week offshore job, very well paid and very last minute, the ships doctor's visa is delayed - can you go tonight?" Er no, says I, as I am just coming home from overseas. No problems they said, we will pick you up at the airport, take you home to pack and put you on the next plane to ...............Australia. Seriously. FFS!
So before I knew it I was boarding my ship, very jet lagged and very stressed thinking what the hell have I done?!!!!
Anyways the job was fine, the crew were a hoot, I had a fantastic time, I earnt some serious money and the company have treated me exceptionally well. They offered to let me stay in Oz for a few weeks to have a holiday and I accepted, what would be the harm? But then - all the problems began again............of course!
Firstly I got a flight for $89 with Jetstar to Qld for when we docked but we got stuck out at sea so had to change it - at a cost of $90. then we got back early so had to change it again - at a cost of $180. Despite my best efforts Jetstar wouldn't help me out even though I have stepped up twice in the past to render medical assistance to passengers.
I got to the Gold Coast and Jeez, its gotten more feral than possible. Met up with my Aussie friend who booked us into a ridiculously expensive apartment and hired a car - both which cost an arm and a leg. My flight got delayed by FOUR hours and she would not pick me up from the airport as she wanted to get her hair done. Sigh! $65 to get a taxi from the airport.
Had a horrible few days on the Gold Coast - I cannot believe how expensive it is back here - $27 for a half leg wax, $12 for a small pot of frozen yoghurt with fruit, $28 for two pints of Bulmers cider and that was in a bloody pub for Christ sakes! Then we had to stay at a small motel for the last night as we could not extend our accommodation. My friend had packed up everything in the fridge before we left on Fri but then I discovered to my horror on Sat night she'd left my medication in the fridge.
The next day she left (after spending 3 days whining and bitching about everything) so I rang the apartment manager to see if my meds had been handed in. He said no and he couldn't enter the apartment so I would have to wait - a week. I explained my situation and just asked if he could ring them and ask them to leave them at reception and I would pick them up. He then YELLED at me and said well if they are so important you shouldn't have forgotten them in the first place, I told him he was being unreasonable and then you know what he called me? Yep, that good old fallback - a whinging Pom. I lost it. Big time. I called him a bogan, I told him that I hoped he needed medication one day and he would know how it felt and then I told him well if you have rented that apartment out to kids (Schoolies had just started) then you better hope to God they don't take them as on your head be it if they get really sick. He started to panic then of course but I'd had enough, I put the phone down on him, walked out of the phone box and promptly tripped over a paving stone and split my foot open - EXACTLY the same as last time. Then I sat down on a bench and burst into tears!!!!!
I then pulled myself together, put on my stiff (British) upper lip and hobbled to the bus stop, got a bus and two trains to Brisbane where I am currently staying with my lovely friends who are, of course BRITISH! They loaned me their mobiles so I called my doctor here in Oz and he gave me a repeat script - $10 - and then I ordered my meds - $120. I should have them in 4 days time, what a relief!
So things have calmed down a bit but I am so NOT loving here! I thought I would feel weird and I did for a while but now I'm just 'meh'! Same same. Rude people, crap driving, sweating all the time, rubbish telly, awful shops, too expensive and every time you go into a shop you get that awful whiny "Hey, how ya going?" SO. OVER. IT.
Still if I'm going to be positive I suppose I've had an opportunity not many get. I got see my lovely friends again and to see that I really DID make the best decision coming back to the UK! Everyone keeps telling me how lucky I am and I suppose I am but not in the way they think. I still absolutely hate it here and I truly wish I had come home as soon as the job finished. I am here for two more weeks, meeting a good friend for lunch today (British!) and off to stay with my best friend (British!) on the Sunny Coast for a week before I fly home.
The people I am staying with are moving back to the UK in January so I am able to help face to face with heaps of info which is great as they have both been very good to me, especially when I turned up Sun, hot, sweaty, dishevelled, crying and bleeding ha ha ha!!!!
Well there you go folks that's my 6 month update in a nutshell. I'm missing Blighty already, still looking forward to Xmas at home and I can't wait to get back. Two weeks and I'm done, totally DONE, I don't EVER want to come back here. Period!
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Crikey! Thought for a minute you'd moved back which was making no sense to me because of all the people on all the MBTTUK threads, you would be the last I'd expect to see go back. Not that you shouldn't…. if you wanted to…..
At least now you absolutely positively know without any doubt - if you had any in the first place - that you don't want to be there, and you got to see some good friends and spend lots of money. Christmas will feel even better now
At least now you absolutely positively know without any doubt - if you had any in the first place - that you don't want to be there, and you got to see some good friends and spend lots of money. Christmas will feel even better now
I'm happy today cos I've not long to go and I just booked a lovely hotel in France for July, having a holiday with my sister in Biarritz after a few days in Paris. I don't ever want to come back here again there's nothing here for me, I'm done!!
#24
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Yes it was an experience - hopefully never to be repeated! If I ever get sent back here to work I will do what the rest of the overseas crew did, two days in port after the trip then straight....................HOME!
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Hi MissBetty,
I too thought you had done a crazy thing and moved back to OZ! Thank goodness you didn't and you only did the second most crazy thing and went back there for work
Sounds like you've had a bit of an awful time though, Australia is definitely trying to tell you something.
Well, I guess enjoy as best you can and get back on that plane home, ready for Christmas
I too thought you had done a crazy thing and moved back to OZ! Thank goodness you didn't and you only did the second most crazy thing and went back there for work
Sounds like you've had a bit of an awful time though, Australia is definitely trying to tell you something.
Well, I guess enjoy as best you can and get back on that plane home, ready for Christmas
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Hi MissBetty,
I too thought you had done a crazy thing and moved back to OZ! Thank goodness you didn't and you only did the second most crazy thing and went back there for work
Sounds like you've had a bit of an awful time though, Australia is definitely trying to tell you something.
Well, I guess enjoy as best you can and get back on that plane home, ready for Christmas
I too thought you had done a crazy thing and moved back to OZ! Thank goodness you didn't and you only did the second most crazy thing and went back there for work
Sounds like you've had a bit of an awful time though, Australia is definitely trying to tell you something.
Well, I guess enjoy as best you can and get back on that plane home, ready for Christmas
Only three more sleeps til I get on that plane thank God! Will be an easier flight this time though, only one stop over and it's easy for me to get home on the train once I'm back.
Yeah it's been a bit crap and the worst thing is that it's cost me so bloody much even though I've been careful. I can't help comparing things now, I bought some food yesterday and I picked up a bag of stir fry veggies, it was $4.90 and I kept thinking FFS, this is a pound in Tescos!!!!
Have been following your updates too and so thrilled to see how happy and settled you are too - wonderful feeling isn't it?
I'm going Xmas shopping with my sister as soon as I'm back, we are going to Covent Garden. Brekkie at Bills followed by a mooch around the shops - wrapped up well lol! - and lunch at Jamie's 15. Just thinking about it makes me happy!
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Only three more sleeps til I get on that plane thank God! Will be an easier flight this time though, only one stop over and it's easy for me to get home on the train once I'm back.
Yeah it's been a bit crap and the worst thing is that it's cost me so bloody much even though I've been careful. I can't help comparing things now, I bought some food yesterday and I picked up a bag of stir fry veggies, it was $4.90 and I kept thinking FFS, this is a pound in Tescos!!!!
Have been following your updates too and so thrilled to see how happy and settled you are too - wonderful feeling isn't it?
I'm going Xmas shopping with my sister as soon as I'm back, we are going to Covent Garden. Brekkie at Bills followed by a mooch around the shops - wrapped up well lol! - and lunch at Jamie's 15. Just thinking about it makes me happy!
Yeah it's been a bit crap and the worst thing is that it's cost me so bloody much even though I've been careful. I can't help comparing things now, I bought some food yesterday and I picked up a bag of stir fry veggies, it was $4.90 and I kept thinking FFS, this is a pound in Tescos!!!!
Have been following your updates too and so thrilled to see how happy and settled you are too - wonderful feeling isn't it?
I'm going Xmas shopping with my sister as soon as I'm back, we are going to Covent Garden. Brekkie at Bills followed by a mooch around the shops - wrapped up well lol! - and lunch at Jamie's 15. Just thinking about it makes me happy!
Haha have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.
#28
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NEVER - I swear lol! You have a good one too mate, this will be my first Xmas in 6 years that I'm not all alone so I'm really looking forward to it for the first time in ages!
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Hope you have a lovely Christmas, our first Family Christmas back in the UK was just wonderful, dont forgot the Christmas Jumper lol, seriously though there are some lovely ones for the girls this year.
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Good grief hon...boomerang is right. lol It seems like the minute you go back to the country you used to live in, you notice more how expensive things are, so once you get back and start buying your groceries again you'll feel rich and get more value for your money. LOL Hope you have a great Christmas hon....hopefully a white one