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Old Jul 25th 2005, 7:58 am
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Talking Your Age By Chocolate Math

Try this one...



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> YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
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> It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as
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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK,SO
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:06 am
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Ok, very good
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:13 am
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.....when i should have had a three digit number i had a four digit number....but the last three digits were right!!!!!

cool.....
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:14 am
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Briiliant, got my age right
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:15 am
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It worked for me
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:15 am
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Uncanny... figured it out whilst eating a packet of chocolate buttons!!
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 8:17 am
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Smile Re: Your Age By Chocolate Math

Originally Posted by Homer
Try this one...



> TOO COOL... don't cheat.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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> YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
>
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> This is pretty neat.
>
>
>
> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
>
>
>
> It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as
> you read.
>
> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
> worked it out! This
>
> is not
>
> one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
>
>
>
> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
> that you would like
>
> to
>
> have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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> 3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
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> 4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
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> calculator................
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> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year
> add 1755....
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> If you haven't, add 1754 .
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> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
> born.
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> You should have a three digit number .
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> The first digit of this was your original number
> (i.e., how many
>
> times you
>
> want to have chocolate each week).
>
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> The next two numbers are .
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> YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK,SO
> SPREAD IT AROUND
>
> WHILE
>
> IT LASTS.
>

Spot on. Very clever smart a***.

Suzy
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 9:47 am
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
.....when i should have had a three digit number i had a four digit number....but the last three digits were right!!!!!

cool.....
You didn't pick number 10 to begin with did you ?
 
Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:00 am
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Anyone over 100? If so, it won't work

(n*2+5)*50+1755-yyyy = n*100 + 250 + 1755 - yyyy =
n*100 + 2005 - yyyy

n*100 move the orginal 1-9 number into the 100s, so then you have 2005(2004)-yyyy which is how you work out your age normally.
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:39 am
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Default Re: Your Age By Chocolate Math

Originally Posted by fnord
Anyone over 100? If so, it won't work

(n*2+5)*50+1755-yyyy = n*100 + 250 + 1755 - yyyy =
n*100 + 2005 - yyyy

n*100 move the orginal 1-9 number into the 100s, so then you have 2005(2004)-yyyy which is how you work out your age normally.
Wondered how long it would be before we got a smart **** reply
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:51 am
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Originally Posted by mandi248
Briiliant, got my age right
No, my age was wrong, it should've been 21

Very clever homer!!!

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Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:53 am
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Originally Posted by Homer
Wondered how long it would be before we got a smart **** reply
I know. Something inside forces me to pull the rug out from under these things. Really winds up my wife. I tried to stop myself. Do you know how difficult it is to type with one hand when the other is trying to stab it with a ball-point pen?
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:56 am
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Originally Posted by fnord
I know. Something inside forces me to pull the rug out from under these things. Really winds up my wife. I tried to stop myself. Do you know how difficult it is to type with one hand when the other is trying to stab it with a ball-point pen?
But ... do you know what's worse... when someone else points you to a 2004 thread ........ http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=258163

 
Old Jul 25th 2005, 10:58 am
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Originally Posted by ABCDiamond
But ... do you know what's worse... when someone else points you to a 2004 thread ........ http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=258163

ROLMAO
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Old Jul 25th 2005, 11:04 am
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Originally Posted by hevs
ROLMAO
And it gets worse........... from 2003 ... http://www.mirror.co.uk/webandgadget...ame_index.html

There are actually only 1,830 instances of it recorded on google

Funny thing is.....
they each end with something like:
"They say 2003 is the only year that this will work, so spread it around while it lasts."

or "They say 2004 is the only year that this will work, so spread it around while it lasts."

or "They say 2005 is the only year that this will work, so spread it around while it lasts."
 


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