who is sick of Australia?
Nov 1st 2008, 12:15 am
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Re: who is sick of Australia?
People drink buckie and ld to furget where they ur.
Nov 2nd 2008, 5:41 pm
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Re: who is sick of Australia?
If yer tryin to make me jealous framac - it's workin! But I bet yer fish suppers are no the same and no Killie pies, unthinkable! And while wer on the 'Ooh it's so great here in Oz bit', it was a beautiful sunny day here in bonny Scotland........freezin but beautiful!!!
Nov 5th 2008, 6:22 pm
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Re: who is sick of Australia?
Wee joke to cheer ye up! (Tam Cowan's actually)
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
Nov 5th 2008, 11:36 pm
#229
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Re: who is sick of Australia?
Wee joke to cheer ye up! (Tam Cowan's actually)
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
made me laugh too
Nov 6th 2008, 5:29 am
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Re: who is sick of Australia?
Wee joke to cheer ye up! (Tam Cowan's actually)
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet who discovered that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then explained to the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should get some 'Nae Mair' hair remover and rub in to the dog's ears once a month.
So the lady goes to the pharmacy and gets some 'Nae Mair' hair remover. At the counter the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady smiles and says: "I'm not going to use it under my arms." the chemist then says, "Well if you're going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." Once again the lady smiles and says, "I won't be using it on my legs either....if you must know, it's actually for my schnauzer."
And the chemist says: "OK,... well stay off your bicycle for a week."
made me laugh anyway! X
