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Old Oct 20th 2006, 10:28 am
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The eyes have it:



I used to be a man:



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<giggle> Who needs a real estate certification to sell a house?


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Old Oct 20th 2006, 10:38 am
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I sleep in my coffin:


Yeah, baby!


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Buy the house or the dog gets it...
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Old Oct 20th 2006, 10:54 am
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You vill buy zis house from me now, or I vill have you
taken outside into ze street and shot!!!

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You vill buy zis house from me now, or I vill have you
taken outside into ze street and shot!!!

Hee hee....
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Originally Posted by redlion
Have just had the estate agents bill for selling my house - £2475.!!! they took 11 pictures, sent me one viewer, put a sign outside and sent me a bill. Next time I will sell it my self.

we used smartmove in southampton, 345 quid + vat, one off pay up front fee, got me 8 viewings and sold in 10 days, I know they were trying to go national, but their fees went to 345 + vat up front and then the same again on completion, well worth the money as the closest other quote i had was nearly 4k

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Been reading through these quotes, I gotta admit to laughing so much i nearly spilled my wine. Glad i'm not selling or buying. But we've been looking to rent, We just found a place today dealing with the landlord. So thats sweet. Met the guy today he seemed fine and he liked us. Easy. Pay bond etc tomorrow and move in.
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Old Oct 20th 2006, 11:57 am
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How about these two??
She looks like she's about to kill him!!

He reminds me of the Vogon captain from the BBC dramatisation of "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy"..
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Nice to see you..........
To see you........................................
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Old Oct 20th 2006, 11:59 am
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Serial killer and 80's time warp girl.....

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<giggle> Who needs a real estate certification to sell a house?
I would buy anything off her !

These pics are great ! Keep 'em coming !

I must say I'm not looking forward to the prospect of dealing with these people, having seen them on Real Estate TV on sky was bad enough but the idea of them showing you a pic of them instead of the house they're selling makes me wanna puke. Unless it's the lovely laura (above) of course !

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Originally Posted by cadman
I would buy anything off her !

Exactly - can you imagine sitting in front of her whilst she talks you through your house buying process. I bet her commission is HUGE!
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Exactly - can you imagine sitting in front of her whilst she talks you through your house buying process. I bet her commission is HUGE!
Can just imagine the missus reading the contract "25% commission ? what were you thinking ?"

Me - "errrr" lol !
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Can just imagine the missus reading the contract "25% commission ? what were you thinking ?"

Me - "errrr" lol !

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Serial killer and 80's time warp girl.....

Now that's some scary shit!
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