Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
#91
Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Maybe I'm uptight, stuffy, dull and boring, but I just don't understand the point of moving 12000 miles away to spend all your time sitting in bars getting shit faced. Maybe if you're 20, but I would have thought that by the time you reach 50 you've grown out of moronic behaviour.
'Intoxicated' to me means dancing the 'sh*t-faced shuffle' , craving a kebab, eyeing up a minger and waking up on someone's floor with an ash tray for a pillow. However, the RSA certificate is less generous with its definition.
Intoxicated being any state that diminishes....
'a person's ability to act and think in a way in which an ordinary and prudent person in full possession of his or her faculties, and using reasonable care, would act under like circumstances.'
#92
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
How could you tell in a lot of Australian places
#94
Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
so am I..
actually, aus is the worst country I've been mind you..............
actually, aus is the worst country I've been mind you..............
So going out for a drink with mates when you're over 40 is "moronic"? Happy to be a moron then!
If we were talking about people who cant walk and/or are unsafe or threatening, fair enough ofcourse! its a random judgement though, and can be used to exclude certain people I think, esp oldies!! it just ruins the night often, cos they randomly refuse entry to one of the group.....
Remember if you dont grow up by middle age...you dont have to!! (unless you move to Aus in which case get out the stretch trousers and sit on the verandah wating to die!)
#95
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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Location: Perth
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Maybe I'm uptight, stuffy, dull and boring, but I just don't understand the point of moving 12000 miles away to spend all your time sitting in bars getting shit faced. Maybe if you're 20, but I would have thought that by the time you reach 50 you've grown out of moronic behaviour.
There are a few places but all to few. Most prefer to cater for the under 30s or so.Not everybody over 45 is wanting to remain indoors everynight watching tv in their pjs and slippers.
#97
Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
That sounds un australian to me
#98
Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
I think the point has been sadly missed here. It has nothing to do with getting shit faced as you term it. More a case of some folk having the option to be able to socialize in a congenial enviroment while be able to have a few drinks.
There are a few places but all to few. Most prefer to cater for the under 30s or so.Not everybody over 45 is wanting to remain indoors everynight watching tv in their pjs and slippers.
There are a few places but all to few. Most prefer to cater for the under 30s or so.Not everybody over 45 is wanting to remain indoors everynight watching tv in their pjs and slippers.
#99
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Sorry to all for negative orig post, but that's what these forums are for - to speak your mind, plus me being me I wear my heart on my sleeve and don't mince my words.
Anyone know is there a pub in Perth I can walk in to, spend-up in there, then fall out of in to a waiting taxi, for the weekends? My pub experience so far is that if I have two beers the bar staff start looking at me as if I'm a criminal, then after the third they look in to my eyes and tell me they're glazed so I am pissed and must leave the premises!
Anyone know is there a pub in Perth I can walk in to, spend-up in there, then fall out of in to a waiting taxi, for the weekends? My pub experience so far is that if I have two beers the bar staff start looking at me as if I'm a criminal, then after the third they look in to my eyes and tell me they're glazed so I am pissed and must leave the premises!
#100
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
No, I think I got the point. The OP wanted to be able to go to a bar and drink until he was legless. http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...61&postcount=7
Re reading it point taken. It could be taken either way. I think there must be some such places out in certain suburbs. Closest one I can think of was out in Queens park, here in Perth. That was demolished about a year ago though.
#101
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
You would like my local.Very few under the age of 40 and they all get into it.Now you'll love this...buy one beer and you get the next one free.Every other beer for nothingIt's his way of keeping you there and it works.I might suggest to landlord to rename the pub The Hotel California
The $10- $12 pint somehow arrested too much interest.lol
#102
Joined: Dec 2007
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Now that's an offer that surprises me especially these days. When I lived up in Darwin way back in 97 the pubs used to have all sorts of offers like that. Never come across anything like that in Perth,but then I don't get out that much at least to pubs these days.
The $10- $12 pint somehow arrested too much interest.lol
The $10- $12 pint somehow arrested too much interest.lol
#103
Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Got to say that Oz pubs and bars are generally crap. The pubs in particular. It is one of the things i miss of the UK. That and the fact that the bars in Perth require you to remortgage the house in order to fund a night out.
#104
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Fact is I feel you can't really go out on your Friday night for a relaxed several beers. Fact is it's a guess whether you're gonna end up going home early, annoyed after having been asked to leave a bar after only 3 drinks. So the result is I hardly bother going to the pub at all. By having this responsible serving law or whatever it is, the big knobs think they are being clever - well it's BS and it doesn't achieve diddly squat. Sad state of affairs.
The cool solution for me - save my beer money and every couple of months or so I jump on a flight to Bali/Singapore/Bankgkok/Jakarta for a long weekend - serious good time for 4 days and 4 nights every couple of months or so.
Sorted!
The cool solution for me - save my beer money and every couple of months or so I jump on a flight to Bali/Singapore/Bankgkok/Jakarta for a long weekend - serious good time for 4 days and 4 nights every couple of months or so.
Sorted!
#105
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Joined: Feb 2012
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Re: Perth is uptight, stuffy, dull and boring
Perth = Hell on earth and a long way from anywhere. Why would anyone in their right mind move there? They need to get their heads tested.