Make up your own Aussie slang....
Sep 30th 2005, 12:33 pm
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Make up your own Aussie slang....
These are the actual answers in a competition where the contestants were asked to take an Australian word & alter it by adding or subtracting or changing just ONE letter… then also supply the definition……
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
Lets have a go at our very own BE versions!
I start the ball rolling with......
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers
)
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
Lets have a go at our very own BE versions!
I start the ball rolling with......
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers
)
Sep 30th 2005, 12:36 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
I start the ball rolling with......
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers )
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cookabourgh - area in the city where all the restaurants are
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers
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cookabourgh - area in the city where all the restaurants are
Sep 30th 2005, 12:38 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
kangapoo - a turd that leaps out of your butt at 40mph!
Sep 30th 2005, 12:40 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
kangapoo - a turd that leaps out of your butt at 40mph!
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 30th 2005, 12:40 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
wringing pom - piss wet englishman
Sep 30th 2005, 12:40 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Rooksie
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 30th 2005, 12:41 pm
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Queersland - the new sydney
Sep 30th 2005, 12:42 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Totally off-topic but I just came across this & HAD to share:
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the Englishdictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan f**k yourself! Ha Ha Ha. At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place forthat sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the EnglishDictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha!
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the Englishdictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan f**k yourself! Ha Ha Ha. At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place forthat sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the EnglishDictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha!
Sep 30th 2005, 12:47 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Pou beauty!! A pretty turd coming delicately out your butt.
Sep 30th 2005, 12:48 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
[/font]Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha![/color]
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LOL
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Sep 30th 2005, 12:49 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Pou beauty!! A pretty turd coming delicately out your butt.
Sep 30th 2005, 12:49 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
billanabong - william and his weed
Sep 30th 2005, 12:53 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
cookabourgh - area in the city where all the restaurants are[/QUOTE]
fookabourgh - red light district
fookabourgh - red light district
Sep 30th 2005, 1:06 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Pork Douglas - a guy from queersland
Sep 30th 2005, 1:14 pm
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Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
The Gold Hoast - Someone who makes you feel welcome with a shower 
