God's Country
Jan 29th 2005, 8:42 pm
#16
Dismembered Bat
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Lathlain
Lets distort the Koran whilst we're at it. 
) Then He went for a crap!"Lo! your Lord is Allah Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days, then mounted He the Throne." :scared:
Sura 007.054 ~ Al-Qu'ran
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He's not the Messiah; he's just a naughty boy!
Jan 29th 2005, 8:51 pm
#17
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by ProofReader
Nah, the Qu'ran says it all happened in six days (or two, depending on the sura to which you refer. ) Then He went for a crap!
"Lo! your Lord is Allah Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days, then mounted He the Throne." :scared:
Sura 007.054 ~ Al-Qu'ran
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He's not the Messiah; he's just a naughty boy!
) Then He went for a crap!"Lo! your Lord is Allah Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days, then mounted He the Throne." :scared:
Sura 007.054 ~ Al-Qu'ran
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He's not the Messiah; he's just a naughty boy!
The first day, The Supreme Being got out of bed and said, 'shit im bored, I need some company', so he invented man.
They all had this fantastic party, got really really drunk.
The next morning, they woke up in different beds and thought 'Hell, she/he is ugly. dont tell me I shagged that?'
So it was decided to make ugly people wear bags on their heads.
This went on for a few days, you know how things are.
Anyway, at the end of the week, after various parties and lots of animals being invented, The Supreme Being decided that we needed more supermarkets, so he invented Woolworths and Sainsburys.
Then on the 7th day, he was so bloody tired of all the fighting, he thought to himself, 'This cant be good. Hell, I should invent something to destroy it all before I look stupid'.
So then he invented George Bush.
(Joke everyone)
Jan 29th 2005, 10:06 pm
#18
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Look, let me tell you how it really is:
The first day, The Supreme Being got out of bed and said, 'shit im bored, I need some company', so he invented man.
They all had this fantastic party, got really really drunk.
The next morning, they woke up in different beds and thought 'Hell, she/he is ugly. dont tell me I shagged that?'
So it was decided to make ugly people wear bags on their heads.
This went on for a few days, you know how things are.
Anyway, at the end of the week, after various parties and lots of animals being invented, The Supreme Being decided that we needed more supermarkets, so he invented Woolworths and Sainsburys.
Then on the 7th day, he was so bloody tired of all the fighting, he thought to himself, 'This cant be good. Hell, I should invent something to destroy it all before I look stupid'.
So then he invented George Bush.
(Joke everyone)
The first day, The Supreme Being got out of bed and said, 'shit im bored, I need some company', so he invented man.
They all had this fantastic party, got really really drunk.
The next morning, they woke up in different beds and thought 'Hell, she/he is ugly. dont tell me I shagged that?'
So it was decided to make ugly people wear bags on their heads.
This went on for a few days, you know how things are.
Anyway, at the end of the week, after various parties and lots of animals being invented, The Supreme Being decided that we needed more supermarkets, so he invented Woolworths and Sainsburys.
Then on the 7th day, he was so bloody tired of all the fighting, he thought to himself, 'This cant be good. Hell, I should invent something to destroy it all before I look stupid'.
So then he invented George Bush.
(Joke everyone)
Except.........in the cold hard light of day, it was a very stupid thing to do
Jan 30th 2005, 7:53 pm
#19
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Love it! Except.........in the cold hard light of day, it was a very stupid thing to do
Except.........in the cold hard light of day, it was a very stupid thing to do
Jan 30th 2005, 11:48 pm
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Re: God's Country
Love it!
Said the son of two deeply religious Irish catholics.....
Said the son of two deeply religious Irish catholics.....
