God's Country
Jan 29th 2005, 10:32 am
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God's Country
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good . Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals, fish and crustaceans for sausages, steak, barra and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with, so God created mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.
Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh Day.God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and sheilas, smelled the aroma of barbied snags chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
Jan 29th 2005, 11:05 am
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by ProofReader
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good . Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals, fish and crustaceans for sausages, steak, barra and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with, so God created mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.
Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh Day.God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and sheilas, smelled the aroma of barbied snags chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
Nice one
Jan 29th 2005, 1:23 pm
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Re: God's Country
Lets distort the Koran whilst we're at it. 
Jan 29th 2005, 1:28 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Lathlain
Lets distort the Koran whilst we're at it.
Jan 29th 2005, 1:29 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Lathlain
Lets distort the Koran whilst we're at it.
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Jan 29th 2005, 1:59 pm
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Re: God's Country
Hiya ProofReader,
I think there is a bit iof a "Barbie" thing going on
Bye
Mark
Ps Religious wife dissapproved but I liked It
I think there is a bit iof a "Barbie" thing going on
Bye
Mark
Ps Religious wife dissapproved but I liked It
Jan 29th 2005, 2:04 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by markeh
Hiya ProofReader,
I think there is a bit iof a "Barbie" thing going on
Bye
Mark
Ps Religious wife dissapproved but I liked It
I think there is a bit iof a "Barbie" thing going on
Bye
Mark
Ps Religious wife dissapproved but I liked It
Jan 29th 2005, 3:42 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Well this good little vicar's daughter loves it...but they do say we are the worst
Jan 29th 2005, 4:10 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by moneypen20
And this true blue atheist loved it too.
Jan 29th 2005, 4:25 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by karenjc
and somebody who get,s easily confused liked it
Jan 29th 2005, 4:35 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by moneypen20
You really must sort out your commas from your apostrophes
Jan 29th 2005, 5:44 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by karenjc
You see it really annoys Karen. I think she will soon ban me from using the computer and just let me out of my room very ocasionaly
Jan 29th 2005, 6:42 pm
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Re: God's Country
Winding my beautiful and understanding partner (escape clause) is sadly the only fun i am currently able to have ( no inuendo's here ).I think it goes small things please BLAH BLAH. Must go i think i can hear the bolt's on the door being undone............ :scared:
Must go i think i can hear the bolt's on the door being undone............ :scared:
Jan 29th 2005, 6:48 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by ProofReader
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good . Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals, fish and crustaceans for sausages, steak, barra and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with, so God created mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.
Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh Day.God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and sheilas, smelled the aroma of barbied snags chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
****ing brilliant.
And what is more, I will go along with that (except the bearing kids bit - dont want any)
Jan 29th 2005, 7:45 pm
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Re: God's Country
Originally Posted by Lathlain
Lets distort the Koran whilst we're at it.
Get yersen a
and enjoy the "no worries" culture PS. Sent you karma to calm ya