RichS

Actually this has nothing to do with curerncy, but I'm taking Dot's advice in how to get people to read your posts.

What this is actually is an update on my detox tablet things:

It appears that some ayatollah has under cover of darkness declared a fatwah on my rear end. Its day 2 and the end of the world appears nigh to me.
The wife has banished me from the marital bed - she doesn;t see them as love puffs but "your stinking arse']

Where did I go wrong...

I'm thinking of giving this up and going on the wheatgrass and marmite.

Megalania

Try an honest day's physical work; that'll detox you quicker than a month of quackery.

Florida_03

..cheaper too...

RichS

Thats the most ridiculous suggestion I've ever heard.

bondipom

Try making the most evil chicken vindaloo possible. Accompany with prune juice, prunes and sauerkraut.

Then drink a case of guinness. I guarantee your guts will evacuate and you will be cleansed. A replacement toilet might in order.

Megalania

With all that thunder, sounds like your guts haven't done an honest days physical work in a long time too.

RichS

I actually had quite a stint on a building site before landing my current sedentary position - and of course you're right, that sort of work does leave you feeling much better at the end of the day.

Megalania

See, its all about Queuing Theory:
Queuing theory deals with problems which involve queuing (or waiting).
Queuing Theory

There are customers (food parcels), processes (digestion) and servers (arseholes).

Since you, presumably, only have one of the latter, if the customers arrive too quickly or are processed too slowly (due to inactivity) then you have a queue backing up at the server.

RichS

I shall relish being referred to as a server.

On your terminology I believe I am sufferring from indifferent service just at the minute.

bondipom

Watch out for buffer overflows.

dotty

Considering the descriptions given here its a good job you did take the advice. Still I suppose "ayatollah attack on my rear end" would have been quite eye catching too.

RichS

dot - I cannot believe that I'd have got over 125 views with a post about my bowels. They really aren't that interesting.

Still I reckon I'll go over the 250 mark once all the hopefuls back in the UK wake up and start surfing.

Megalania

A career beckons in Real Estate?

dotty

OK you've got me now what is this post doing in here with Richs rather fascinating post about his detox??

NJFOZ

The only diets or health fads worth considering are listed here, all others only offer empty promises:

http://www.beerisgoodforyou.com/health.htm