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I've just returned from a visit to <insert town 1 here> and damn, I hadn't realised how much I love/hate (delete as appropriate) <insert town 1 here>.

I live in <insert town 2 here> and it's so much better/worse (delete as appropriate) than <insert town 1 here>.

So glad I decided to leave <insert country 1 here> behind and come out here to <insert country 2 here>.

Hope this helps all you hopefuls out there.

Bengyboo

I've just returned from a visit to Trumpton and damn, I hadn't realised how much I hate Trumpton.

I live in Camblewick Green and it's so much better than Trumpton.

So glad I decided to leave the BBC behind and come out here to ITV.

It does help!!

lor

And i got a brand new combine harvester I'll give you the key!

Tiawamutu

I've just returned from a visit to Perth and damn, I hadn't realised how much I love Perth.

I live in Sunderland and it's so much worse than Perth.

So glad I've decided to leave Sunderland behind and come out here to Perth.