Friday, November 4, 2005 - Dora
Went to see the Dora show today, down in the OC..
I tried to get it out of my head but couldn't..
The last time we went to see Bored Silly she mentioned that she had also been with her kids, explained that it was fantastic, the kids loved it etc etc then blurted out that it wasn't right that a fully grown man should be poncing round in a skin tight monkey suit. When I asked why, she replied "you'll see"..See I did..
Bored Silly you are so right, I still think he must have had padding 'down there', it was enormous, try as I did, I just couldn't stop staring..I'm not even one that goes round staring at mens packets, ugly things they are, but as he was jumping round on stage like, well, a monkey, he may of well as had a big sign round his neck saying 'LOOK AT MY PACKET'..Diego was cute though.
Whilst were on the subject of staring I'm amazed at the early age that boys learn to appreciate the feminine form..Last months FHM contained a supplement composed of all the photos that people send in from their mobile phones of their girlfriends tits and arses..Somehow my almost three year old got hold of this and was fascinated, he sat as quiet as a mouse for ages just staring, when I protested and took it off him he was most displeased and later manged to salvage it from the hiding place I'd found and last night whilst hubby was watching a documentary about well, strippers, in the short distance it took to walk him past the TV from the bathroom to the stairs he was once again mesmerised. He stopped dead in his tracks, went red and said "daddy I like this".. Daddy was so proud!
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