Kids come with instructions...
The Smith Family Grandchild Kit - please note this pack contains models 1.1 and 1.2
Congratulations on becoming the temporary owner of grandchild 1.1 and grandchild 1.2.
Please ensure you read the enclosed instructions BEFORE you unpack your grandchild(ren).
We hope that you enjoy your stay and that your grandchild(ren) give you a world of memories, a plethora of anecdotes and enough psychological disorders to last you a lifetime.
Step one - Getting to know your grandchild..........
Graham and i are off to Edinburgh tomorrow for a whole weekend without any kids!!
Graham's mum has drawn the short straw and will be here looking after the the kids (well actually she volunteered ) so my task this evening is to draw up a set of instructions on feeding, sleeping and general cleanliness.
I have to admit that my list is not going to be quite as comprehensive as the one started above but i do hope that i can at least alleviate some of the problems she will face when Rhys rebels because 'nana, that is not the way that it is supposed to be done!!!! - you should be doing it like this ...'
Actually I am sure that she could manage perfectly well without the instructions - but i cant pass up an excuse as good as this for writing a list. It is these sort of small pleasures that keep me happy .
Kids come with instructions ... well mine do anyway.
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