Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - Are you a tosser?

I was driving to play football on Sunday when I stopped behind a pick up truck at the traffic lights, the truck had all sorts of bumper stickers and signs which exclaimed the various wonders and virtues of 'tossing'. I could not agree more as I like a good toss myself, however I would not drive around advertising the fact that I am in to tossing in a big way. I further pondered the fact that not since Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars late 70's hit ' The Wankers song' has anyone exhaulted tossing in such high esteem ;

http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/biggun.htm

 I then noticed the owner of the pick up truck was not a common or garden tosser but was a proud 'pro tosser' as he also had a web site on display to educate the uninitiated on pro tossing,  now I've had as much practice as anyone on tossing and consider myself somewhat of a pro albeit a private pro tosser so further investigation was merited.

When I returned home after the football I looked his website up and discovered it's a bunch of guys who like to toss coins?!?!

http://www.protossers.com/

In looking at the pictures on the website which illustrate tossing it seems you have to be dorky and unattractive to be really into tossing, much like the original tossing I bemused.