Metamorphosis Diario

Sunday, September 25, 2005 - Another year wiser

I'm 41 today as most of the people in the lounge already know. Elina got me a nice pair of Adidas sweats as a gift, black, grey stripes and red trim.  I'm milking my birthday for all it's worth, currently having coffee latte and a croisant served to me, ah this is the life!

 Last night Elina and I went out to see a movie and for a few cocktails, at least I had cocktails. Due to the fact that Elina is nearly 6 months pregnant she got to enjoy a couple of Buckler non-alcoholic beers.

 The movie we chose before going for drinks was ' The forty year old virgin', I was hoping for some laughs to start the night off but was sorely disappointed. It was okay however not hilarious at all, more comparable to watching a 2 hour long uncensored Saturday Night Live comedy sketch.

 I'm no prude but basically the movie consisted of  making as many cock and pussy jokes in a 2 hour period as possible, while making sure to mention the words cock and pussy every 5 minutes, throw in some racial strereotypes and slurs and there you have the movie.

The woman sitting next to me was about 60, due to the graphic content  I felt like I was watching a porno while Grandma was in the room, which was a little disconcerting to start with.

 The guy  sitting to the other side of Elina made 3 cell phone calls during the movie, the calls were about 3 - 5 minutes each in length and so loud I could hear the female he was talking to on the other end. He started his fourth call  when I turned to Elina and in an extra loud voice so he could hear exclaimed " How many calls is this mother fucker going to make?" That seemed to cure him.

So there you have it,  I learned that I should have went to see another movie and people with cell phones in movies are extremely annoying. I really am another year wiser.


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