So the other day we were on our way back from Shellharbour having done a bit of shopping and the missus starts reading the magazine she bought at the checkout in Woolies. The magazine is pretty dreadful but nothing could prepare either of us for the horrors that lurked inside - stapled to the centre spread. For it was there that we discovered the catalogue that time forgot - a pamphlett of products so heinous that they should have come with some sort of government advisory. I have selected some of the choicer products from this catalogue and I present them here for your viewing pleasure.
Yes, the colour changing angel - a lump of plastic 10cm high that 'spreads peace and joy' through your home. Like all angels, it changes colour from neon blue through to neon green. In the event of a home invasion it also doubles as a personal defence tool - just jab the angel into the face of your assailant and not only will you blind him, but the good lord will banish his wretched soul to hell for all eternity.