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Kidney transplant please
09:17, Sat 18 November 2006
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So, are you reading this with plans to leave for Aus soon ?If, yes, have you made arrangements for a kidney transplant at Heathrow ? (Shakes head like Keith does in The Office scene in the staff room with Dawn). Word of advice. You can expect to consume more alcohol in your last week in the country than you ever thought possible. SCOTCH EGG. My alcohol tolerance right now is about the same as the chap who slept in the subway on the way to work, and drank Diamond White for breakfast ! Said my second last goodbye to me old Dad today. Managed to raise ourselves from bed post lunch, quick bacon sarnie, then back down the pub. Felt ropey until I drank a pint, that was supposed to be a shandy, but the old man's marbles dont even allow him to get from the bar to the table these days without forgetting which drink he has in his hand  . He can still play a mean game of pool though. Seeing as I wont be seeing my Dad's partners kids for a while, we had a game of pool, the champions could expect to hold the title for some time, considering we would not be back in the same room for a while. It was close, but we won through. Champions we are.Plan for tomorrow ? Another visit to the pub, last English Sunday Lunch. Followed by my farewall to the Godfather, the Mighty Martin Jol. My last game Spurs game in the UK. Martin Jols, BLUE AND WHITE ARMY. { Last Page } { Page 44 of 77 } { Next Page } |
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