Ray and the world according to him

DR MAHATMACOAT

So two weeks after I came out of hospital following my bodily shut down I went to see Dr Mahamacoat to discuss the results of my hospital tests. We went through the various things, some good, some bad then we came to the brain cat scan and his comment "they found nothing there" had me worried a bit, but of course that was medical humor. What did piss me off the brain cat scan took 5 minutes ..if that, but cost me $2746, So if you ever go into a US hospital ...refuse that treatment...

Joyce was with me and I got back onto the subject of a disabled sticker for my truck, he took my blood/oxygen level..a mere 90/100 not good..but great for getting the sticker,  and asked why I wanted a disabled sticker, So I told  him for when I go shopping, with that Joycee burst out laughing saying, you have not been shopping since the Silk Plant shop incident 5 years ago .... (another funny story) The doctor now says anything else since you lost that one, Umm!! when I go to the Gun Shows.. Its a fair walk from the car park to the hall, that went down great.. His clipboard and form went back in the draw...Damn ..blew out again...why are doctors so anti-gun..

Any other problems he said, Well there is another thing I said ..I would like a 4 hour erection please, Oh!! he said, your thinking Cialis, Great I say!! .... He start reading all my charts and records etc, Sorry Ray he says... not for you I'm afraid, certain problem you have make it a bit dangerous, I knew it!! the old  myxomatosis problem rearing its ugly head ...But he said I can help you with a Cialis product that is good for nocturnal emission..not thinking ..great I said, Iwill take it. And only $25 ....see pic ....

Who said Doctors have no sense of humor.....