Ray and the world according to him

The Non-Cruise for me

So Joycee phoned me yesterday from work to tell me that her boss had given her a 4 days cruise to the Bahamas as a reward for a good month ....So I packed my little 4 day bag .. and put it by the front door ready to go ... Joycee get homes... "Whats that case for" she says.. "for the trip say I"... Oh !! didn't I tell you.. I am taking my mother with me ..not you ...

WANTED....... Aug 10th for 4 days ... live in housekeeper.. DUTIES..Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.....and a continous coffeepot.....