It`s been so long since my last update, so much has happened I can even begin to know where to start. Ok then I`ll fill you in on some stuff, we have bought a house - it`s not posh but it`s a home - our home, It needs a bit of tlc (and quite a bit of paint). After picking up the keys I`d went round to my mates and we whiled away a few hours sitting in her pool having a natter while the kids played about. She has a labrador puppy and he`s going to be a big boy (he`s big boned with feet like dinner plates) It was whilst swimming around that Winston (the puppy, not the former PrimeMinister) decided to launch himself into the pool - unfortunately he missed the pool completely and landed on my head, practically knocking me unconcious and half drowning me. Thankfully I didn`t actually get knocked out cos my mate would have been no bloody help, as she was too busy trying to breathe whilst rolling on the floor laughing - it would have served her right if I`d drowned you know - try explaining that one to the police!! " So Madam, you say your friend was drowned in your pool by your puppy?? Hmmm a likely story, please accompany me to the police station" 
Oh well I got my own back last week when the dog was dragged to vets to say goodbye to his 2 veg (Winston if you are reading this mate - cos I know what a smart dog you are - all I can say is habloodyhar)
Having our home is great - it`s been about 10 or 11 yrs since we last owned our place I can paint it any colour I bloody well want (apart from Magnolia as Im sick of Magnolia - it should be banned!!) I find myself with a load of pink paint left over from decorating our daughters bedroom and Im seriously considering using it to paint the main bathroom !! Hahah!! Yes a pink bathroom just because I can , just because it`s not bloody Magnolia and if I don`t like it I will paint it something else so there!! Well that`s all for now I guess, so Im off to lie down in a darkened room.
Oh I nearly forgot I have a job interview on Wednesday morning, so send me some good luck vibes (I need all the help I can get).